Rhino Alliance storms into power
The Rhino Alliance has been revived in spectacular style today as the Progressive Workers Party has managed to bring down the ruling Giraffe Concordat after
2022 EssexiAir Premier League results – Danbury United crowned Champions
It was a hot and sunny day on the 4th of July, when players from 3 Essexian football teams took to the field of Danbury United’s Old Cormorant Ground to play the first EssexiAir Premier League season. The title of inaugural Champions was up for grabs, and it was anyone’s game to win.
Danbury United rebrands club colours
Today Danbury United has revealed that the club will be rebranding – dramatically changing its crest and iconic colours.
EAST: New rocket to begin construction before September
Last night, Essexian Aeronautical and Space Technologies (EAST) announced that the Epstein Mk.IVE would begin construction before the end of the month. The Essexian were able to secure more details about the project, as well as an update on the status of their current rocket, the Epstein Mk.IIC.
#GE21: Royalists win two seat majority
The results of the 2021 Essexian General Election were released earlier today by the Ministry of the Interior, and our predictions have been confirmed; the Royalist Party of Essexia were able to secure seven of the eleven seats in Parliament, with no other party winning more than one each. This is the Royalists’ greatest electoral victory since the 2019 General Election, in which the party won eight seats.
#GE21: Voting opens in Essexia
Voting has opened in the Commonwealth of Essexia and Čechsexia to elect a new Parliament. This comes over a year after the last general election, as a result of the COVID-19 pandemic. In addition, due to a decrease in activity compared to last year, this year has seen all candidates for constituency seats automatically become MPs, due to a lack of competition.
Emperor calls for election on 11th July
Greater Danbury – Yesterday at 22:45 BST, His Majesty Emperor James finally called for a General Election after a 4 month delay. The election, which
Essexia doesn’t exist, say MPs
Essexia quite simply doesn’t exist. We were wrong to lie to you, we didn’t realise ourselves. That is why after today, the 1st April, we will be cancelling Essexia. Thank you.
Strategic Defence Review 2021 completed
The Imperial Essexian Military: an institute of Essexia not often seen in public, and shrouded in mystery due to a lack of public recruitment and organisation, it is understood by only the few within it that have been involved from the very beginning. That is all due to change.
CAe Systems completes Phase 1 of JAFA program
CAe Systems has completed the first phase of the JAFA program, The Essexian understands. The first stage, which aims to complete the concept of Essexia’s first domestically-built combat aircraft, was completed as of last week. CAe will then move onto finalising the design.
Jack Dean purges six opposition members from the GUM in an unprecedented and shocking move
Greater Baddow – This evening, Jack Dean, Chairman of the GUM, launched a shocking and unprecedented culling of the GUM membership, moving to expel six
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